Peter Tarkulich

Writer. Artist. All-Around Hoopy Frood.

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pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

To be fair, that amount of food should last you quite a few days.  Unless that’s all you plan on eating, but even then you’ve got some time.  I’ve spent near $20 on McDonald’s for my family (three people) and that only lasts one meal.

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

To be fair, that amount of food should last you quite a few days.  Unless that’s all you plan on eating, but even then you’ve got some time.  I’ve spent near $20 on McDonald’s for my family (three people) and that only lasts one meal.

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smaug-official:

wicked-mint-leaves:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.
The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

Hey, HOLD UP.
While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.
Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..
Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!



Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

This guy just stopped a volcano. 

Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

In conclusion, fear all benders. 

smaug-official:

wicked-mint-leaves:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

Hey, HOLD UP.

While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.

Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

image

They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

image

Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..

Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!

image

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Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

image

This guy just stopped a volcano. 

image

Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

image

And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

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In conclusion, fear all benders. 

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jhameia:

iphotographlove:

snare-ofa-fowler:

rebelbaes:

snare-ofa-fowler:

rebelbaes:

snare-ofa-fowler:

rebelbaes:

snare-ofa-fowler:

rebelbaes:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

nobody got time for all this shit.  ”kiss her eyes,” “stroke her neck, “kiss inside her thigh,” “lightly caress her elbow joint.” Then some dudes eat pussy til they jaw bout to fall off.  Like trying to crank start a car. 

If you know you bout to go get some dick then you need to mix up some Carnation Instant Wet Pussy. 
Why is it women can take a dude’s dick out, chances are he’s already hard or halfway there?  Stroke it a little, suck on it, caress the balls, and boom ready to go; three minutes of thunder.
It’s like a woman’s body is a 90s desktop where you gotta enter all the MS-DOS commands to run basic operations, and  a man’s body is like a MacBook one button to turn on and everything comes pre installed. 

You certainly don’t need to be having sex with any cis women if you can’t even turn her on before you two have sex. Avoid people like rebel at all cost

Hey…everybody is responsible for puttin on their own party shoes before showin up to the function.  We’re all grown ups here. 

Sex is a two way street, both parties want to be pleasured. Foreplay is apart of that and in you previous statement you mention that “Stroke it a little, suck on it, caress the balls, and boom ready to go”. Don’t be a hypocrite, if your dick isn’t on 100 straight out the flap we shouldn’t have to “warm” it up! You can’t be lazy and have it both ways, if we have to be instant wet and on 100, so do you.

95% of the time a dude is already hard, especially if he’s been anticipatin gettin pussy. The anticipation is the foreplay for us.  So what’s yall issue? You know you tryin to get dick. You been sendin dunny signals you want dick for a min. So why when he show up to get dick you not ready already?  Why he have to solve a rubik’s cube before he slide in? 

For a lot of cis women, it’s just not in the body chemistry to be instantly turned on. Our bodies do no work like that. Now i’m sure pornography has screwed with your brain to make you think cis women are just dripping wet and waiting for the d. Not true, while some may get turned on just from pleasing their partner (but i mean who doesn’t that shit is sexy af, knowing i can control you just with two fingers and a thumb). If pleasing your partner doesn’t turn you on something is def wrong. In Short it’s not biologically possible for us to be turned to 100 just from looking at a dick and anticipating sex. It might get us to 40% at the most. And if you pleasing us right you’ll be like Mat Valk on that rubix cube

like I said women’s bodies are 89 Macintosh with a dial up modem runnin in a High Speed Broadband Society. Who got time for that? I don’t. She got fifteen minutes. max. Pussy don’t even hold my attention that long.  Don’t you know Madden just came out? League of Legends? Destiny?  If I gotta work my fingers and thumbs, it’s gonna be over these joysticks while I’m leveling up and filling out my skill tree. You feel me?

No I do not feel you, and for the sake of their pussy and mind, I pray no person ever feels you. Avoid This One Like The Plague 

Lord help him.

Dick is abundant and of low value. If we wanted just a dick, we’d get a dildo. Those things don’t go flaccid after fifteen minutes to go play videogames after.

Ignoring that the above douchebucket speaks in a way that makes me want to punch inanimate objects just to feel something real, I take offense at him speaking for me as a man with this statement:  The anticipation is the foreplay for us.
So let me make a general blanket statement for him- he must be doing it wrong.  As much as I love sex, foreplay is so much more enjoyable and fun if you’re doing it right.  That includes being sensual, being passionate, being animal, being urgent, being funny, being playful, and absolutely being in tune with the other person.  If you miss out on that, I pity you.

jhameia:

iphotographlove:

snare-ofa-fowler:

rebelbaes:

snare-ofa-fowler:

rebelbaes:

snare-ofa-fowler:

rebelbaes:

snare-ofa-fowler:

rebelbaes:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

nobody got time for all this shit.  ”kiss her eyes,” “stroke her neck, “kiss inside her thigh,” “lightly caress her elbow joint.” Then some dudes eat pussy til they jaw bout to fall off.  Like trying to crank start a car. 

If you know you bout to go get some dick then you need to mix up some Carnation Instant Wet Pussy. 

Why is it women can take a dude’s dick out, chances are he’s already hard or halfway there?  Stroke it a little, suck on it, caress the balls, and boom ready to go; three minutes of thunder.

It’s like a woman’s body is a 90s desktop where you gotta enter all the MS-DOS commands to run basic operations, and  a man’s body is like a MacBook one button to turn on and everything comes pre installed. 

You certainly don’t need to be having sex with any cis women if you can’t even turn her on before you two have sex. Avoid people like rebel at all cost

Hey…everybody is responsible for puttin on their own party shoes before showin up to the function.  We’re all grown ups here. 

Sex is a two way street, both parties want to be pleasured. Foreplay is apart of that and in you previous statement you mention that “Stroke it a little, suck on it, caress the balls, and boom ready to go”. Don’t be a hypocrite, if your dick isn’t on 100 straight out the flap we shouldn’t have to “warm” it up! You can’t be lazy and have it both ways, if we have to be instant wet and on 100, so do you.

95% of the time a dude is already hard, especially if he’s been anticipatin gettin pussy. The anticipation is the foreplay for us.  So what’s yall issue? You know you tryin to get dick. You been sendin dunny signals you want dick for a min. So why when he show up to get dick you not ready already?  Why he have to solve a rubik’s cube before he slide in? 

For a lot of cis women, it’s just not in the body chemistry to be instantly turned on. Our bodies do no work like that. Now i’m sure pornography has screwed with your brain to make you think cis women are just dripping wet and waiting for the d. Not true, while some may get turned on just from pleasing their partner (but i mean who doesn’t that shit is sexy af, knowing i can control you just with two fingers and a thumb). If pleasing your partner doesn’t turn you on something is def wrong. In Short it’s not biologically possible for us to be turned to 100 just from looking at a dick and anticipating sex. It might get us to 40% at the most. And if you pleasing us right you’ll be like Mat Valk on that rubix cube

like I said women’s bodies are 89 Macintosh with a dial up modem runnin in a High Speed Broadband Society. Who got time for that? I don’t. She got fifteen minutes. max. Pussy don’t even hold my attention that long.  Don’t you know Madden just came out? League of Legends? Destiny?  If I gotta work my fingers and thumbs, it’s gonna be over these joysticks while I’m leveling up and filling out my skill tree. You feel me?

No I do not feel you, and for the sake of their pussy and mind, I pray no person ever feels you. Avoid This One Like The Plague image

Lord help him.

Dick is abundant and of low value. If we wanted just a dick, we’d get a dildo. Those things don’t go flaccid after fifteen minutes to go play videogames after.

Ignoring that the above douchebucket speaks in a way that makes me want to punch inanimate objects just to feel something real, I take offense at him speaking for me as a man with this statement:  The anticipation is the foreplay for us.

So let me make a general blanket statement for him- he must be doing it wrong.  As much as I love sex, foreplay is so much more enjoyable and fun if you’re doing it right.  That includes being sensual, being passionate, being animal, being urgent, being funny, being playful, and absolutely being in tune with the other person.  If you miss out on that, I pity you.

(Source: biencorrect, via integritea)

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mumblingsage:

thebooker:

literatureloveaffair:

There have been an alarming number of posts linking to pirated copies of books floating around lately, so I thought it’d be productive to share some of my own legal ways of accessing books instead of fighting the posts themselves.
If you would like to know more about book piracy and discussions surrounding the issue, here are some links:
25 thoughts on book piracy
Book piracy - an insiders perspective 
Why I stopped pirating and started paying for media 
The ethics of internet piracy 
The real problem with piracy 
Piracy is yesterday’s worry for today’s ‘artisan authors’
Kindle e-book piracy accelerates
John Green: Why libraries are different from piracy
Across the digital divide
Now on to some free books!
Libraries 
Libraries are wonderful. A collection of books that people want you to take home and read. What could be better?
If they don’t have a book you want, have a chat to the librarians. They are usually all very helpful and would love to hear suggestions of books, and even get the book you want in stock for you. 
Library cards are a wonderful resource, but depending on your library you may need a permanent address - if you can’t supply this that’s fine! You don’t need a library card to use libraries. Go in, grab a book, read for a while. 
Many libraries now have e-book borrowing services available. It is well worth checking whether your library offers this if you prefer reading e-books or even listening to audiobooks. 
Overdrive is a marvelous program that partners with many libraries to provide e-book lending, check the site to see whether any libraries near you participate!
Classics
Books in the public domain can be accessed for free in many formats 
Project Gutenberg offers a huge selection of public domain books in html, epub, kindle, and plain text format. 
Books in the public domain can also be found directly through the Kindle or Kobo stores. Both stores offer free apps for mobile devices and computers. 
LibriVox has an impressive collection of audiobooks of public domain books read by volunteers.
Misc. 
PulseIt features different young adult books every week that you can read online for free. 
If you enjoy reviewing, recommending, or blogging about books you might want to check out some sites offering review copies e-book copies of books. I personally use Netgalley. I’ve also heard good things about Edelweiss. 
Giveaways are another way to source free books, even if there is no guarantee of winning, what’s the harm in trying? Goodreads has a staggering number of book giveaways all the time, and there are always a few circulating in the Tumblr book community.
Kindle and Kobo also offer free or heavily discounted books often, so it is well worth checking them every so often to see if any of the free books catch your eye. 
These are the only completely free and legal ways to source books that I know of - feel free to add your own ideas. 
Go forth and read responsibly!

This post is amazing!

For free and inexpensive ebooks (priced by the author in most cases), I cannot speak highly enough of BookBub. I’ve built up a library of 200+ ebooks for about $25. You can even get bestsellers for $1.99 or $2.99. 
LibraryThing has a robust book giveaways system as well. 

Kind of surprised that Smashwords hasn’t been mentioned.  They have a number of free books, as well as inexpensive ones.  And the royalties are much higher for authors there than on places like Amazon.

mumblingsage:

thebooker:

literatureloveaffair:

There have been an alarming number of posts linking to pirated copies of books floating around lately, so I thought it’d be productive to share some of my own legal ways of accessing books instead of fighting the posts themselves.

If you would like to know more about book piracy and discussions surrounding the issue, here are some links:

Now on to some free books!

Libraries 

  • Libraries are wonderful. A collection of books that people want you to take home and read. What could be better?
  • If they don’t have a book you want, have a chat to the librarians. They are usually all very helpful and would love to hear suggestions of books, and even get the book you want in stock for you. 
  • Library cards are a wonderful resource, but depending on your library you may need a permanent address - if you can’t supply this that’s fine! You don’t need a library card to use libraries. Go in, grab a book, read for a while. 
  • Many libraries now have e-book borrowing services available. It is well worth checking whether your library offers this if you prefer reading e-books or even listening to audiobooks. 
  • Overdrive is a marvelous program that partners with many libraries to provide e-book lending, check the site to see whether any libraries near you participate!

Classics

  • Books in the public domain can be accessed for free in many formats 
  • Project Gutenberg offers a huge selection of public domain books in html, epub, kindle, and plain text format. 
  • Books in the public domain can also be found directly through the Kindle or Kobo stores. Both stores offer free apps for mobile devices and computers. 
  • LibriVox has an impressive collection of audiobooks of public domain books read by volunteers.

Misc. 

  • PulseIt features different young adult books every week that you can read online for free. 
  • If you enjoy reviewing, recommending, or blogging about books you might want to check out some sites offering review copies e-book copies of books. I personally use Netgalley. I’ve also heard good things about Edelweiss
  • Giveaways are another way to source free books, even if there is no guarantee of winning, what’s the harm in trying? Goodreads has a staggering number of book giveaways all the time, and there are always a few circulating in the Tumblr book community.
  • Kindle and Kobo also offer free or heavily discounted books often, so it is well worth checking them every so often to see if any of the free books catch your eye. 

These are the only completely free and legal ways to source books that I know of - feel free to add your own ideas. 

Go forth and read responsibly!

This post is amazing!

For free and inexpensive ebooks (priced by the author in most cases), I cannot speak highly enough of BookBub. I’ve built up a library of 200+ ebooks for about $25. You can even get bestsellers for $1.99 or $2.99. 

LibraryThing has a robust book giveaways system as well. 

Kind of surprised that Smashwords hasn’t been mentioned.  They have a number of free books, as well as inexpensive ones.  And the royalties are much higher for authors there than on places like Amazon.

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tj:

This is a picture of three people from the Ferguson city commission.
Remember the story of how Ferguson police beat a man and then charged him with bleeding on their uniforms?
See that woman in the picture?
She was one of the cops who beat him.
Seriously what the fuck.
If you weren’t following #Ferguson on Twitter last night, you missed out. The city commission had a meeting where they tried to tell the people they couldn’t talk, but were eventually shouted down. So the All-White-Except-One city council sat there, gave people three minutes to speak, and said nothing, responded to nothing, and did nothing.
A couple of highlights:

A man arrested for peacefully protesting spoke up and said “I’ve done more jail time than Darren Wilson.”


“If Darren Wilson doesn’t get justice, you might as well bring back the army, because it’s going to be chaos,” said another.


ESPN E60 reportedly had a story about a football player from Ferguson who reported a harassment incident with Darren Wilson a week before Mike Brown. (Looked for more reports of this today and don’t see any. Sent a few messages to journalists who were covering Ferguson.)


Several people talked about how the “justice” system (more like “jüstice” system) in Ferguson routinely harasses and exploits people.


The whole thing seemed very organized, with people telling the council (paraphrased): “You’ve done nothing for us, and that’s why you’ve got a murder on your hands. Now we’re coming for you [meaning the various seats on the council]” with one woman in particular saying to the woman pictured above, “We’re coming for your seat first.”


This:



“I have 3 minutes to tell you I am ashamed of every single one of you.”

Source
Source

Just in case some of you have forgotten that this is still happening.

tj:

This is a picture of three people from the Ferguson city commission.

Remember the story of how Ferguson police beat a man and then charged him with bleeding on their uniforms?

See that woman in the picture?

She was one of the cops who beat him.

Seriously what the fuck.

If you weren’t following #Ferguson on Twitter last night, you missed out. The city commission had a meeting where they tried to tell the people they couldn’t talk, but were eventually shouted down. So the All-White-Except-One city council sat there, gave people three minutes to speak, and said nothing, responded to nothing, and did nothing.

A couple of highlights:

  1. A man arrested for peacefully protesting spoke up and said “I’ve done more jail time than Darren Wilson.”

  2. “If Darren Wilson doesn’t get justice, you might as well bring back the army, because it’s going to be chaos,” said another.

  3. ESPN E60 reportedly had a story about a football player from Ferguson who reported a harassment incident with Darren Wilson a week before Mike Brown. (Looked for more reports of this today and don’t see any. Sent a few messages to journalists who were covering Ferguson.)

  4. Several people talked about how the “justice” system (more like “jüstice” system) in Ferguson routinely harasses and exploits people.

  5. The whole thing seemed very organized, with people telling the council (paraphrased): “You’ve done nothing for us, and that’s why you’ve got a murder on your hands. Now we’re coming for you [meaning the various seats on the council]” with one woman in particular saying to the woman pictured above, “We’re coming for your seat first.”

  6. This:

“I have 3 minutes to tell you I am ashamed of every single one of you.”

Source

Source

Just in case some of you have forgotten that this is still happening.

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veilsofgold:

really-awesome-jose:

We’re all in agreement that FOX’s Sleepy Hollow will stop being awesome as soon as Crane stops pronouncing “Lieutenant” as “Lefftenant,” right?

You know that’s the British pronunciation for the word right? It’s not some quirk Mison threw in, that’s how it’s said across the pond.

You’ve just destroyed someone’s world. Someone’s sheltered, sheltered world.

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